You had meat hello

Hi pals. The big news is that MY BOOK IS OUT on Simon & Schuster. It's a YA novel called Emergency Contact. It is now a New York Times Bestseller.

Please visit your local pulp purveyor to purchase

Read an excerpt on

Or check out my triumphant return to the number one show on late night! Desus & Mero 

Or this interview on Complex’s Blueprint where I smile zero times and talk about my career.

Check out some articles and essays I have written here.

Subscribe to my podcast, Hey, Cool Job! here

Or listen to my micropod, Hey, Cool Life! here. It’s updated daily and covers the intersection of mental health and creativity. This thread covers all the articles I mention throughout.

Also, find me @choitotheworld on Twitter or IG for appearances and updates! xo




Meow. Emergency Contact. March 27, 2018 on Simon & Schuster. Smash that order from your favorite pulp purveyors. There's also an excerpt Entertainment Weekly


oh, never mind

My Kindle Single, Oh, Never Mind, is a thing that exists! YAY for verbing things into existence!

Don’t reject me and buy it. Please. I LOVE YOU.


contact  (non-emergency)

For literary inquiries, please contact Edward Orloff at McCormick Literary Agency +212-691-9726. 

For speaking engagements, TV appearances or assignments please contact me directly.

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