"You couldn't always tell. There was never any way of knowing for sure which teachers would give in and let us order breakfast tacos in class."
Just had the pleasure of contributing to the Breakfast Issue of Lucky Peach. It's a banger if you have a chance to check it out. I'd been wanting to write for them since their very, very first ramen issue, the one with the chicken on the cover that's now a JILLION dollars so I'm chuffed to pieces about this. :)