Nicole "Snooki" LaValle for Racked

So full disclosure: I worked for MTV a while back, not right at the Jersey Shore heyday but juuuuuust as the hysteria was beginning to wane. That said, I interviewed them a couple of times during red carpet events and they were always, ALWAYS really fucking nice. A little dazed but reliably gracious. So when I got the chance to talk to Nicole for Racked in L.A. after the kids, the spin-off show, a few books and a FASHION LINE I was pumped. I genuinely liked her AND her clothes. I think my favorite part was when I told her I was low-key shocked at how cute it was she wasn't salty. She was just like, "I know, right?" Plus, she said she'd wear bebe to the Met Ball. That shit kills me.

Mary H.K. Choi

You had meat hello.